TONY! (THE TONY BLAIR ROCK OPERA) opens with a crash of thunder, recalling The Rocky Horror Show, and you could say that this wicked retelling of Blair’s rise to power has much in common with the latter – except that it is much naughtier and liable to offend those who lack a sense of humour! For everyone else, just sit back in your seats and laugh loud and long at Phil Seeley’s blustering Gordon Brown, Howard Samuels’ oily Peter Mandelson and Tori Burgess’ “common as muck” Cherie Booth/Blair.
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The first half does not quite have the “pizzazz” that we might expect a “rock opera” to have, dealing, as it does, with the less controversial aspects of Blair’s early life – we are privy to his birth – as well as his rise to prominence and eventually power: the youngest prime minister since the early nineteenth century and the most successful and longest serving Socialist one. After all, as we are told several times, his government banned fox hunting!
In Act Two we meet several American presidents and a very comical Dick Cheney, whom Hill seems to blame for most of the mistakes of the Iraq War. Unlike many musicals (operas?) Hill leaves the very best and most controversial song until the very end: “The Whole Wide World is Ruled by…” which had my colleague almost literally rolling in the aisle as each line is SO outrageously funny! AND VERY, VERY NAUGHTY!
The lyrics and music for this song were written by Steve Brown: always witty and apt, often blisteringly funny, with a few of the songs sticking in the mind after just one hearing, and composed in many different styles, though always with a tongue-in-cheek ROCK core!
What really makes the show so outrageously funny though is the Tony Blair of Jack Whittle. Right from Tony’s birth, Whittle has that ‘fixed’ almost bemused expression that Blair always had, and then there is that SMILE! How does any actor keep that fixed smile for two hours – it never flags! He can also dance nimbly and play the trumpet!
The band of three under Tara Litvack do sterling work, even if the sound design (Richard Brooker) often favours them at the expense of the actors/singers, which means that however good the enunciation (and it is good) important words are lost, and Vanessa White must be congratulated for designing some superb wigs, beards and moustaches for everyone from George W Bush via Neil Kinnock (Martin Johnston) to Saddam Hussein.
A MOST enjoyable and witty show, which, with luck, will offend a lot of people during its tour of the UK which includes not only a visit to Sedgefield, Blair’s constituency, but Salford during the Conservative Party conference and Liverpool during the Labour Party one!
Before then, TONY! (The Tony Blair Rock Opera) is at Brighton’s Theatre Royal all this week (60 minutes from London Victoria!) and is well worth seeing.
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!
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Review by John Groves
The story of how one man went from a peace-loving, long-haired hippy and would-be pop star to a warmongering multimillionaire in just a couple of decades. Throw in a stellar cast of larger-than-life characters – Cherie Blair, Princess Diana, John Prescott, Peter Mandelson, Alastair Campbell, Osama bin Laden, George W Bush, Saddam Hussein and Gordon Brown – it’s Yes, Minister meets The Rocky Horror Show! and a musical like no other.
‘Look anyone will tell you, I’m a pretty straight sort of guy.’ Tony Blair
TONY! The Tony Blair Rock Opera is at Theatre Royal Brighton from Tuesday 27th June, 2023 to Saturday 1st July, 2023.
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