In all its sensational silliness and surreptitious edification, the latest incarnation of Horrible Histories Live: Barmy Britain – Part 5 delivers. Energetic and pacey, Neal Foster and Morgan Philpott take the audience on a whirlwind, mad-capped gallop through vignettes covering more than a millennium of British history, from Saxon warrior queens to 1980s palace security ineptitude.

As proper family entertainment, this is a show that has plenty for the grown-ups (I promise you’ll learn something you didn’t know); whilst the goofier, physical comedy elements delight the children – with no one feeling like they have to wait their turn to be entertained. So good is the showmanship and so credible is the historical dimension that, I began wondering about the historiography of it and was still pretty satisfied. Despite over a thousand years of history being enacted by two white men (and also written and directed by one of them, Neal Foster [Rex]), the production opened strong with a skit reminding us that ‘the great men of history’ approach is not the only way to see things. The various sketches still centred heavily around royalty – with sufficient doses of the ridiculous. Although I’d love to see Barmy Britain Part 6 bring to life some of the horrible histories of imperialism and a more diverse exploration of social history (the brand, after all, is about horrible history in all its absurdity and gross-out dimensions and has never shied away from the unpleasant), this production will syncopate with what most primary-aged kids are learning in school and provides plenty of seasoning to make the national curriculum far more flavourful for the average junior school pupil.
In fact, my co-critics attended on their ninth birthday and were forceful in their endorsement of the show’s entertainment value. (In other words, they had not been dragged to a lecture on their birthday but felt thoroughly feted by this experience as a treat.) They liked the catchy tunes and the invitation to interact. The production is pretty universally ‘relaxed’ and invites engagement without feeling cringey. Several days later they are still re-enacting bits of business from the stage show – delivered with Swiss-watch comic timing by both leads, even in previews.
The production values, whilst simple, were tight and the transitions smooth – whilst still preserving a sense of the spontaneous and moving along without any lulls. The great thing about this show is you will absolutely emerge with a few new insights and plenty to talk about, without ever feeling like you’ve attended a lesson. As Britain gets barmier and barmier, it’s reassuring to know that the satirical talent that observes it, is as sharp as ever whilst being thoroughly age-appropriate for its audience.
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Review by Mary Beer
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Horrible Histories – Barmy Britain – Part 5
Apollo Theatre, London
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